Can We Please Stop Raising Sissies?
Gus Marvinson ·
Apr 6, 2011 at 3:28pm
This video is making its way around the web, and just for watching it I've sentenced myself to a penance of three Clint Eastwood Movies, four John Wayne flicks, and a re-reading of Richard Marcinko's Rogue Warrior.
Whoever is raising these "men," please stop.
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Jun '10
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Where do you find this stuff? This is a spoof from The Onion, right? I'm still cracking up.
Jan '11
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Would any woman fall for this?
Oct '10
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Oh Puke!
Dec '10
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I love democrats.
Mar '11
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Adam Corolla wrote it would take 50 years for us all to become chicks. Appears we're way ahead of schedule.
Jul '10
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Look out women! The forces of the unconscious masculine psyche are on the march!
I'm way too sober to be laughing this hard.
Jun '10
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Emailing the video to Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods now.
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I saw that, too. Hilarious! I can assure you that *no* female is watching that going, "Thank you, men. Finally. Where have you been all my life?"
Barf.
But funny!
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If you just watch without listening to the words this becomes really creepy--it is so obvious they're in fact hostile and predatory; the facial expressions are diametrically opposite to the words.
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Creepers. New Age stuff like this gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Oct '10
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Thanks Gus, thank you so bloody much.
I'm combing the internet for a nude photo of Al Gore to return the favor.
Jun '10
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This is comedy gold.
I don't see hostility, though. They are an effete bunch -- and very sincere. They truly want to experience the full spectrum of the interplay of masculine & feminine energies, but every man on the video is tragically lacking even one BTU of masculinity. Surprisingly bad hair styles for a bunch of this type, don't you think? I am greatful that I've never met anyone like them in real life.
My daughter's male musical theatre classmates are Rambo-esque in comparison.
Nov '10
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The British are beyond help.
May '10
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4:27 through 4:35 sums up the whole point of that creepy video.
May '10
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Is this serious? Thus far I have only gotten through about two minutes. Must I go on?
Jan '11
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It had almost a hypnotic effect. "What a bunch of fools. What a bunch of idiots. What a bunch of...what was I just saying? Oh yes, what a bunch of wonderful men who care about equality and feminism. Are they asking for money? Where should I send it?"
Or was that just me?
Apr '11
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So I paused it when I realized that my headphones were not plugged in and I saw that the music is called "Edges of the Soul".....that's probably all the info I need.
May '10
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My little brother sent me this today. My reply would not comply with Ricochet standards, so I won't reproduce it here.
Jul '10
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During the Armenian genocide, a German missionary woman who witnessed horrible atrocities pleaded, "Please tell me how I can pluck out my eyes!"
That's how I felt after 30 seconds of this thing....
Jul '10
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Some guys will do anything to get a little action. A very, very little action.