Bridging The Divide
We were told that the Obama presidency would usher in a era of racial harmony, right? Behold! Richard Treis, a white supremacist and member of Aryan Nations, and Robert "Biz" Swinney, healed the division and joined forces to boost the local meth market in the St. Louis area. No word on whether they also planned to buy the world a coke and keep it company. Ah the harmony.
Just yesterday, Democrats stopped baiting Republicans regarding contraception, and Republicans stopped baiting each other regarding everything else, and the two joined forces in Congress to increase the nation's debt by about a hundred billion. See, when you put your mind to it, nothing is impossible. I mean, if Newt can share a couch with Nancy Pelosi, Mitt can defend the individual mandate (albeit not a federal level), and Rick can wear those sweaters,…is utopia really so far away?
In the meantime, I'm going to pull into the next highway weigh station with two dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and see how that works out.
(Photo from thesmokinggun.com)
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Aug '11
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I hope the donuts don't red-tag you as overweight!
Kum ba ya...
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Doug Kimball: I hope the donuts don't red-tag you as overweight!
Kum ba ya... · 3 minutes ago
Not after I hand them over to the authorities. Peace out.
May '11
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The meth story is heartwarming and proves a conservative point that a shared financial incentive overcomes our racial differences. Mcartney and Stevie Wonders' "Ebony and Ivory" is now on a loop in my head.
May '10
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Dave Carter
Doug Kimball: I hope the donuts don't red-tag you as overweight!
Kum ba ya... · 3 minutes ago
Not after I hand them over to the authorities. Peace out. · 16 minutes ago
Can you claim that as a business expense?
Nov '11
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... and Sarkozy and Cameron have made nice:
Harmony.
Edited on February 18, 2012 at 5:12pmRe: Bridging The Divide
Matthew Gilley
Dave Carter
Doug Kimball: I hope the donuts don't red-tag you as overweight!
Kum ba ya... · 3 minutes ago
Not after I hand them over to the authorities. Peace out. · 16 minutes ago
Can you claim that as a business expense? · 0 minutes ago
If you can get away with that, you can be President Obama's next Treasury Secretary.
Jan '11
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This is uncanny; late last night I watched American History X for the first time. Has anyone else seen that? And did the caricature of conservatives-as-Nazis bother anyone else?
May '11
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Isn't that how conservatives are always portrayed in Hollywood?
Nov '10
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I know! I found this story so touching. If meth-dealing sociopaths can come together, maybe there's hope for the rest of us. Although Congress features another scale of sociopathy altogether.
Aug '10
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Ah... reminds me of how the Neo-Nazi David Myatt converted to British Islamism (though he's recently converted to his own religion or something like that). And he's hardly alone -- there are lots of reports of fellas swapping white-supremacist thuggery for jihadist thuggery.
As Mark Steyn put it, some folks just dig being thugs, whether their excuse is racial thuggery or some other sort of thuggery.
Thugs finding common ground... The harmony is almost unbearable.
Oct '10
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OK, maybe Obama got them together. But Mitt’s the man to take them public!
Word on the street is an 18% increase in customer satisfaction among St Louie meth heads; revenues are up 32% and profits are up 13% in just one Fiscal quarter! And it took only 7 cold-blooded murders, a record low for the industry in a mid-sized American city.
It’s time for the Mittster to swoop in for the IPO. Imagine the photo-op! So much for the "divisive Republicians" meme. Under Obama we got Gangsta Government; under Mitt we’ll get: “Gangsta Entrepreneurship – Putting Conservative Principles to Work in the 21st Century.” We need a focus group right away … anyone have Frank Luntz’s number handy?
May '10
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Dave Carter
Matthew Gilley
Dave Carter
Doug Kimball: I hope the donuts don't red-tag you as overweight!
Kum ba ya... · 3 minutes ago
Not after I hand them over to the authorities. Peace out. · 16 minutes ago
Can you claim that as a business expense? · 0 minutes ago
If you can get away with that, you can be President Obama's next Treasury Secretary. · 1 hour ago
Opening Turbo Tax now....
Nov '10
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Not that I am a fan of methamphetamine--at least, not until after 6pm--but doesn't it conclusively prove the power of the unhampered market to foster amity?
If greed can make psychopathic scum and sworn enemies collaborate harmoniously, what can't it make half-decent people do?
Jul '10
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I wonder, after reaching general population, how their fellow thugs are going to react upon hearing these two were cooperating with one another.
Feb '12
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I really enjoyed your posting. It made me laugh out loud. In these perilous times, it is a pleasure to be able to laugh. Thanks.
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The class clown in me is never far away. Thank you!
May '11
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Now Dave Carter's gone all Whitey Horton on us.
May '11
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Kind of reminds me of that well-thought-out scheme in which the Japanese allied with the racist Nazis.
Dec '10
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Some people predicted that Obama would actually make race relations worse. I felt further that he would make relations between conservatives and liberals worse, as there was no possible basis for his support except race and leftist ideology. He is a scam. I observed him at the Miami Book Fair in 2006 and he struck me as empty and thoughtless. I marveled at his appeal to those around me, especially the gals. There is an amazing extent to which his BS is swallowed whole by gals. It must be something they share in those group restroom adventures to which guys are excluded.
To that limited extent, he reminds me of Clinton. As obviously awful he is, he appeals to the lesser-informed groups of women that can swing an election. The folks that buy US magazine, or only seriously consider their votes for American Idol.
That can push a candidate over the top, when there is no credible alternative.
Dec '10
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In a just world, those two dozen Krispy Kremes would be about ten calories total and you'd burn them off tucking yourself into bed after washing them down with a carafe of high octane coffee, whereupon you'd sleep like a baby during your nightly arterial cleansing cycle. There oughta be a law! Waahaha!