With a hat tip to Instapundit - and at this point, I may just mail Glenn my hat - here is the best article ever written about anything by anyone, though it happens to be about Rick Perry and by self-proclaimed "Texas Jew-Boy" Kinky Friedman. I'll give you just a taste of its insane goodness. Then, really, hit the link.
These days, of course, I would support Charlie Sheen over Obama. Obama has done for the economy what pantyhose did for foreplay. Obama has been perpetually behind the curve. If the issue of the day is jobs and the economy, Rick Perry is certainly the nuts-and-bolts kind of guy you want in there. Even though my pal and fellow Texan Paul Begala has pointed out that no self-respecting Mexican would sneak across the border for one of Rick Perry’s low-level jobs, the stats don’t entirely lie. Compared with the rest of the country, Texas is kicking major ass in terms of jobs and the economy, and Rick should get credit for that, just as Obama should get credit for saying “No comment” to the young people of the Iranian revolution.