Ursula Hennessey · Sep 27, 2010 at 1:41pm
BradyHair

This is the big news in the NFL, folks.

It seems that wife Gisele Bundchen and Justin Bieber are the only fans of Tom Brady's new look.

"Nice haircut, Brady," the tween singing sensation told the [Boston] Herald in an email. "Dude's got golden locks. Haha!"

Photo: AP

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etoiledunord
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etoiledunord

I'm guessing that Gisele hates Tom, and hopes that some defensive end on another team breaks his neck for her. First step in the plan, accomplished.

EJHill
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EJHill

Can we add any mention of the phrase "Justin Beiber" to the Ricochet Code of Content?

Ursula Hennessey

Well, that wouldn't cover all references, EJ. Because, the hip cat that I am, I spelled "Bieber" incorrectly initially. If I had a child over 8, I'd probably be disowned.

EJHill
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EJHill

The only thing I know about the kid is that A) he's Canadian and B) he is incapable of walking through a revolving door

Now, I have nothing against Canadians. People like Mark Steyn, Ezra Levant and Small Dead Animals are some of the best people I know. I even like hockey. But let's face it... he's kind of a lightweight John Edwards...

Duane Oyen
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Duane Oyen

I may be the only one to say this, but I think Brady looks better as Prince Valiant than he did with the crew-cut a couple of years ago.

But then, I was scarred by my hairless childhood, and never recovered.

Edited on Sep 27, 2010 at 2:53pm
Kennedy Smith
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Kennedy Smith

The Biebs wields quite the witty rapier. For a second there, I was going to have to berate EJ for stealing my schtick, possibly by deploying a non-specific national slur. It's such a slender, vulnerable weedy sort of schtick that it needs careful tending.

But no, he did not capture the Bieber-Door fracas in its full flower: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6OtL5z2t9w

~Paules
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~Paules

I think "hairball" nails it.

Ursula Hennessey
EJHill: ... he's kind of a lightweight John Edwards... · Sep 27 at 2:16pm

Yes, let's call it: Coif-gate II.

EJHill
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EJHill
Kennedy Smith: For a second there, I was going to have to berate EJ for stealing my schtick, possibly by deploying a non-specific national slur.

No Milton Berle, me. I deployed my artistic "schtick" in today's Andrew Klaven post, although no seemed to notice. I believe in walking softly and carrying a big schtick.

EJHill
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EJHill

And we have to have the hairball slowed down 800 times link, too.


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Scratch

I though Brady was going bald. Is this a hair transplant (from Jon Bon Jovi, I'd presume)?

flownover
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flownover

is there a prenuptial or are these faces even married ? etoile appears to be working a double jeopardy angle I don't know whether to ask for Refrigerator Perry or Edward G Robinson ?

Caroline
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Caroline

Samson. Who will be Delilah?

ExJon
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ExJon

I can't look at Brady without thinking "Frampton Comes Alive!"

Kennedy Smith
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Kennedy Smith

It should be noted that none of us mocking Brady are married to Gisele Bundchen, whose name means "nibbling little bondage enthusiast". No, really.

And I'm amazed that Ex Jon (the artist formerly known as?) can keep his pinky from breaking loose of its moorings.

Chris O.
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Chris O.

Go Colts!


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