Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
Peter Robinson ·
Oct 25, 2010 at 8:28am
To appreciate this, I suppose, you'll need to read yesterday's thread about Drew Klavan's new book for young adults, The Truth of the Matter. Aw, what the heck. One look'll do.
Thanks to Ricochet's photoshopping genius, E.J. Hill.
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Sep '10
Re: Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
I think George Soros with manacle would make an excellent heavy for this first effort on Her Majesty's Secret Containership. No word on whether he has a pet.
May '10
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And who for Q and M? Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin as Moneypenny?
May '10
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Are you sure that's Photoshopped?
Sep '10
Re: Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
Bill Walsh for Q. Given Andrea Ryan's proficiency with weaponry and Claire's affinity for MMA we have to work them in with some kind of riff on the otherwise irredeemable Diamonds Are Forever (ya, Jill St John looked great, but I'm sorry I just can't take the movie seriously).
M should be Charles Murray or Harvey Mansfield.
Sep '10
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Money penny? That's a tough one because Moneypenny always seemed too upright for James, while James toyed with the ladies. So, we need a female who seems just a little too good for Rob's version of James Treasury Bond. Carly F?
Sep '10
Re: Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
And of course, need I ask if the manacled Soros has a Blofeld style cat? I think not.
May '10
Re: Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
You have to ask?
Jun '10
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I say, Hillary Clinton plays the Russian with the pig sticker in her shoe. What a great last scene it would make. Picture it, Rob holding Hillary off with a chair. Hillary circling menacingly with her knife shoe aiming for parts of Rob that the code of conduct prevents me from naming. It might even be a metaphor for Bill's married life, castration by nuptials. Monica could play the sweet young thing from Russia with an eye on seducing Billy Boy in the hope of getting access to Oval office secrets and Cuban Cigars. There's even an Istambul connection, so we can work in Claire as the kick-boxer who finally takes out Hillary. Can anyone get me a meeting? Lets do lunch Rob. I'll have my people call your people.
Aug '10
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First...
Rob is M.
Adam Baldwin is 007.
Andrew Breitbart is Q.
Soros heads SMERSH.
May '10
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Peter has a Q attitude if not the aptitude. "Oh, grow up, 007 and stop being such a RINO squish."
Sep '10
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I think we're forgetting Steyn as MI6's New Hampshire division head.
Sep '10
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Juan Williams as Felix Lighter. "Rob, move your butt."
Jul '10
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I'm surprised no one has commented on what atrocious gun handling that is.
Well, until I commented on it by commenting that no one had commented on it. Until I did. Now I'm confused.
Anyway, Rob, please don't shoot your ear off.
Sep '10
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Wylee Coyote: I'm surprised no one has commented on what atrocious gun handling that is.
Well, until I commented on it by commenting that no one had commented on it. Until I did. Now I'm confused.
Anyway, Rob, please don't shoot your ear off. · Oct 25 at 2:21pm
I was more concerned by the non Italian drape of his tuxedo. Sartorial misfires and all that.
Re: Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
They can't afford me.
Sep '10
Re: Andrew Klavan's Latest Blockbuster
Payment can be arranged in the currency of your choice. For nefarious reasons, I prefer the Thai Bhat.