And now, LIVE from Millersburg, Ohio, coming off a smash engagement at Grandma Yoder's B&B, we give you the nation's first Amish terrorists, complete with Federal indictment for "hate crimes," the Mullet and Miller Quintet!
I kid you not. From this morning's Cleveland Plain Dealer:
"The leader of a splinter Amish sect was charged today with conspiracy to commit federal hate crimes, accused of directing his sons and followers to cut the beards and hair of Amish leaders who refused to support his decisions."
The complete sordid tale can be read on the PD web site.
Next up: #OccupyTheHorseAndBuggy