A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
I like to foster a spirit of bipartisan togetherness every now and then, so as a way of reaching out to our friends on the other side of the political divide and letting them know that we think of them and care about them, let's work together to come up with a brand new slogan for the Obama campaign. I mean "Forward" is really lame when you think about it.
I appoint myself sole judge and arbiter of this contest, and the winner will achieve eternal Ricochet glory, and a seat of honor in Ricochalla (the website's version of Valhalla, you understand), where his/her cup of mead will be perpetually filled, and his/her plate will always be graced with a presentation of the finest celestial meats and cheeses.
Propose your slogans, comrades! And may the Muse aid you in your quest for victory.
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Mar '12
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
Got Your Back!
Nov '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
Winner.
Nov '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
I've always wanted a poster of Obama with a switchblade held in a reverse grip (to obscure it) and his famous line, "Don't worry, I've got your back!"
Jun '12
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
The first hit is free!
Jun '12
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
This will only hurt a little, I promise....
Edited on September 23, 2012 at 5:36amFeb '11
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
"Leftward!"
Jun '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
Again we pledge - "There Will Be No Math!"
Oct '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
Barackward!
Nov '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
"Barackamikazi!"
Obama in a plane marked "US Economy".
Pulling a lever marked "Forward!"
Heading for a city below marked "Universal Welfare"
For good measure, one could have wealth creators bailing out with parachutes.
Edited on September 23, 2012 at 1:15pmNov '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
"Hari Barry"
Aunt Samantha (wife of Uncle Sam) reveals a swollen, naked abdomen.
She is with child. Her abdomen is marked with the words "Future Generations".
In her hand she holds a knife, marked with the words "Universal Welfare Today".
She looks up adoringly at Barry. She loves him. She knows he loves her.
Clasping her hand in his, and guiding it ever closer to her abdomen, Barry whispers one word softly in her ear:
"Forward"
Edited on September 23, 2012 at 1:18pmDec '11
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
Once more unto the breach!
Dec '11
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
No, "Once more unto the breach!" is a little too vague. I'm thinking about "Forward" and thinking about how it could be forward to something bad. How about, "Over the Top"?
Jul '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
"Shut up. Fall in. Do as you're told."
Jul '12
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
Because it's dog eat dog out there.
May '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
FREE STUFF!
till it all falls down.
May '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
You're a racist if you don't reelect the idiot.
May '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
" Forward COMRADES!"
More honest and expresses those ties with past heros of
Obama and the current Democratic Party admire.....
Aug '12
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
"It Feels Good To Be Owned By The Government"
May '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
See something like this
Jul '10
Re: A New Slogan for the Obama Campaign
"A Leader, For A Change"
Edit:
It should be Carter's 1980 slogan. If Anyone can find it or recall it, I'd be most impressed.
Edited on September 23, 2012 at 4:14pm