A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
Claire Berlinski ·
Jul 23, 2010 at 5:58am
In response to my plea that readers help me figure out whether my idea for a lawsuit version of merger arbitrage is stupid, member Scott Reusser offered this idea:
| Scott Reusser: Can't help you other than to suggest that you post a cute picture of whatever critter pulls the heart-strings of Richard Epstein. He's the man on this one. · Jul 23 at 4:32am |
I don't rightly know what critter that would be, but if Richard Epstein can resist this, Joe Escalante needs to hire him yesterday. That's just the kind of cold, ruthless, heart-of-stone attorney who would crush Joe's enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of their women. Anyway, Richard, I'm not suggesting you're that heartless. I think you'll really like the lobster dog.
For more excellent lobster dogs, check this out. Future Ricochet member Damian Counsell tipped me off about the lobster dogs. Thanks, Damian!
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May '10
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
No lobster cats?
Jun '10
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
The costumes are the right color for putting them on cats. They won't show the blood that dripped from your scratches.
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
No, but I've got a frog-cat, will that do?
May '10
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
10 hrs and counting. Ah well, the attempt was good for a laugh at any rate.
May '10
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
"It's not easy being green"- Kermit.
May '10
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
Claire, you know full well that a photo of a kitten wearing anything is cheating. Let alone something that takes the kitten and makes him look "angry." That frog hat's a prime example!
Far as dogs in costumes, I'm more of a "wienerdog in a hot dog bun" fan myself. So obvious, but so funny. I also love the dog mustaches at ThinkGeek: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/d5e5/?i=front
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
OK--I'm frightened, very frightened, of Richard Epstein. I accept that our country needs cool, unsentimental men with ice in their blood to stand on the front lines and do the hard jobs we soft-hearted women wouldn't have the fortitude to do. We need snipers. We need deep-sea divers to cap gushing oil leaks. We need men who won't go all wobbly and worry about how that bank robber's family is going to feed itself when it's time to pull the trigger. I get that. I know we sleep safely in our beds at night because of men like that. But still ...but still ... to gaze upon both the lobster-dog and the frog-kitten and just ... shrug? ... I mean ... I mean ... it's unnerving, isn't it?
I guess all you can say is that I'm glad he's on our side. He joins SMERSH, we're all doomed.
Re: A Lobster Dog for Richard Epstein
Alright, tough guy. This one's for you.