Mollie Hemingway, Ed. · December 13, 2012 at 4:00pm

It's been kind of an intense week here at Ricochet. We've been fighting about fornication. We've been hashing it out about chivalry. We've been talking about what marriage is and its relationship to the state.

This has led to some disgruntlement among us. The casual conversation has been a bit more heated than normal.

We need unity. We need something we can all agree on.

I've found it.

Picture 5

We can all agree that meggings are a Code of Conduct violation, right?

Comments:


Maggie Leber
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Maggie Leber

Somehow meggings do not add to my gruntletude.

RightinChicago
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RightinChicago

Meggings are the fashion equivalent of a crime against humanity.

ConservativeWanderer
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ConservativeWanderer

Here's my answer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHash5takWU

Edited on December 13, 2012 at 4:08pm
SunnyOptimism
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SunnyOptimism

NYC cab...figures, only in NY!!  My sister-in-law works in the fashion industry and meggings are tame by comparison.

So glad I left NYC years ago!! (coming from a born & bred New Yorker...)

Barkha Herman
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Barkha Herman

I'll be the contrarian (surprise!) 

Meggings + Rapiers = hot!

I do agree that guy in the picture, not so much.

Edited on December 13, 2012 at 4:16pm

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Thom Williams

Just like a woman, wanting to keep all the really cool stuff to herself and her sisters.

If there were ever an issue where bigotry and discrimination ruled the day it would be the violation of men's right to wear women's clothes without shame and ostracization.

Afterall, women get to wear tight sweaters to show off their assets. Men should be able to let their man light shine and garner it's due admiration under the form fitting and just modest enough miracle of latex fibered clothing.

And don't even think about disparaging my manpri pants, oppressor.

Illiniguy
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Illiniguy

At the risk of violating the CofC, I think we can safely say that this is a single-generation phenomenon, as I cannot imagine any male wearing this sort of thing being of a persuasion that will ever breed.

Bjarni Olafsson
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Bjarni Olafsson

I'm sure that some of the ladies wouldn't mind seeing certain men in leggings (I refuse to use the other term - that perversion of the English language is as big a violation as the article of clothing itself), but I am equally certain that no one would want to see me wearing them.  

Tom Meyer
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Tom Meyer

Barkha Herman: I'll be the contraction (surprise!) 

Meggings + Rapiers = hot!

I do agree that guy in the picture, not so much.

Seconded.  Stockings and leggings can be pulled off in the right outfit and the proper context, especially worn underneath knee-length trousers.

But striped, with no pants, no socks, a and baggy sweater?  I believe the technical word for this is "ewwwww."

tabula rasa
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tabula rasa

I gladly join the anti-megging forces.  I'm with RightinChicago on this one.

Three exceptions:  male ballet dancers, Robin Hood and his merry men, and certified superheroes.

Edited on December 13, 2012 at 4:19pm
Edward Smith
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Edward Smith

That is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

The Shadow Proclamation will rush a squad of these guys to make sure that guy puts on some real pants.

judoon
RightinChicago
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RightinChicago

Barkha Herman: I'll be the contraction (surprise!) 

Meggings + Rapiers = hot!

I do agree that guy in the picture, not so much. · 2 minutes ago

hamlet
tights

and Superheroes...  but that's it!!!

batman
super
Mollie Hemingway, Ed.

Barkha Herman: I'll be the contrarian (surprise!) 

Meggings + Rapiers = hot!

I do agree that guy in the picture, not so much. · 9 minutes ago

Edited 1 minute ago

I almost added these caveats, along with it being ok for superheroes and ballet dancers.

The New Clear Option
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The New Clear Option

That picture brings back my antipathy for John Cusack for some reason.

Hartmann von Aue
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Hartmann von Aue

Mrs. Hemingway, please. I just ate breakfast.

FreeWifiDuringSermon
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FreeWifiDuringSermon

In the words of my Hebrew non-ancestors, Feh! I call feh on meggings

Trink
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Trink

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! THANK YOU FOR THIS.  I REEEEALLLY NEEDED A BREAK FROM THE DOWNERS.  AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

Crow's Nest
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Crow's Nest

So, it's finally come to this.....

Next we'll be hearing that the manzier ("the bro") is making a comeback:

manzier
Edited on December 13, 2012 at 5:01pm
DocJay
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DocJay

Ahh, I secretly yearn for a pair of grape smugglers when I saunter down and have Juan the barista create a triple mocha cinnamon, frapaccino. Delish.

Johnny Dubya
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Kevin Walker

Just think what this will do for the codpiece industry.


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