It's the second-most-wonderful time of the year.
Obama wins, Obamacare is upheld 8-1, and an earthquake swallows North Korea. America starts a War on Racism and wins it in time for the Super Bowl. At a solemn halftime ceremony, Tim Tebow becomes an honorary member of the Black Eyed Peas.
Wait, that's not right.
Here's what I think is really, really going to happen. For sure. Without a doubt. Or your money back.