Several months ago, when the temperatures dipped into the single digits, I was driving north on US Highway 61, through Mark Twain's home town of Hannibal, Missouri, and on into Iowa. I remarked at the time that I had discovered the temperature at which cow flatulence becomes visible and used the general topic of bovine emissions to segue into a New York Times article, I believe (not nearly as artfully as our James Lileks, of course, but we do what we can with what we have).
Today I made the same trip, only in the opposite direction. The temperature was in the 40s this morning at sunrise, so no cow poots were visible. However, a large group of them (cows, not poots, …though,…never mind) were gathered in the lush greenery, under a clump of trees, some relaxing, some eating, while others were, …well,… I guess you could say they were engaged in a process of elimination. The only thing was, they were "eliminating" right where the others were resting and eating. The idea that one could not take meals or even a moment's leisure without another one literally dumping on the proceedings was so ridiculous, so stupendously absurd and revolting that, naturally, I began checking the news to see what the government has been up to lately.
Speaking of execrable emanations, the new head guy in charge at the IRS, Dan Wurfel, explained to Congress today the corrective actions he would implement at his agency, which is now famous for targeting people on the basis of their affinity for such ideas as are found in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. As friend of Ricochet and superb writer Mona Charen reported today via Facebook, here is what "passes" for solutions in that majestic bullpen inside the beltway:
The solution here in this situation is to understand what controls need to be put in place, what oversight, what getting the right leadership in place, the right processes in a collective way. The right starting point has to be what is the optimal footprint or framework for doing this right, then we sit down and figure out what the resource allocation is.
Need a drink yet? You do realize, don't you, that an army of 20-somethings texting around the clock, ignoring the endless auto-correct doo-hickies and tapping on their little iPhones, Androids, Astroids, iPads, MaxiPads and MiniPads, whatever … and ignoring all typos, couldn't produce as much Grade-A rubbish as the IRS honcho managed to stuff into that one pathetic example of bureaucratese? The only "optimal footprint," would be the one left on the backside of the IRS as we kick it out of business, taking with it the intimidation and thuggery that have come to epitomize the ever-growing arrogance of ever-growing government.
There are limits, of course, to thuggery and arrogance. Even the dumbest beast in the pasture might hesitate before taking a load off, so to speak, on the noggin of the lead bull. And so it follows, as Mark Steyn recently detailed, that if your name is Malik Obama, and you're the brother of the US President, your application for non-profit tax exemption might be greeted rather differently from, say, that of a law-abiding citizen. You see, Malik heads up the Barack H. Obama Foundation (named after the President's father) in Kenya, from which his application to the IRS originated.
Granted, the Foundation has ties to Sudan, one of four countries the US has designated as a "terrorist state." And granted, also, that Malik did attend an Islamic Da'wa Organization shindig in Sudan back in 2010, one of the objectives of which was to help spread a rather extremist blend of Islam throughout the African Continent. But at least the Barack H. Obama Foundation didn't quote Madison or Jefferson, right?
It didn't cite the Constitution nor did it oppose centralized authoritarian management of the nation's health care like those dangerous Tea Party types, and so it didn't excite the curiosity of the IRS, or anyone else in the federal government for that matter. As a matter of fact, the application for the Barack H. Obama Foundation, submitted on May 30, 2011, was approved less than a month later, on June 26, 2011. Additionally, the approval was retroactive all the way back to April 30, 2008, over three years earlier, thus encompassing all the donations it had taken in without benefit of legality. And you'll never guess who signed the letter of approval (see photo).
Meanwhile, three years after submitting their applications, some conservative groups still await word on their approval or disapproval. The cows are starting to look better all the time. In a fascinating piece at the American Thinker yesterday, Jack Curtis compares the definition of the word "Integrity" as it appeared in the 1943 Merriam-Webster with that of the 2013 definition. The results:
1943: "Moral soundness, honesty, purity, freedom from corrupting influences or practices."
2013: "Firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : incorruptibility."
Note please the relationship to fixed and shared concepts of "honesty," and "purity," and "moral soundness," found in the earlier definition, and how that differs from the weakened and comparatively unfocused definition currently applied. In his book Ameritopia, Mark Levin hypothesized, correctly in my opinion, that we now live in a post-Constitutional nation. To that predicament, I would add another, namely, a lack of virtue. Benjamin Franklin noted that, "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters."
And masters we have aplenty, dropping tens of thousands of new regulations on our heads each year, spending money yet unearned by people yet unborn, pushing us around on matters large and small, and sending the tax man to torment any who dare to contradict the prevailing wisdom of the state and its cheerleaders at MSNBC. At least cows have the convenience of being ignorant. Taking advantage of a populace increasingly given to dependence and complacency, our governmental puppet masters make the Founders' point by default.
Without a return to shared concepts of virtue and integrity, and without the requisite courage to take a stand, we will be in no better place than cattle, stuck on the government's pasture and forced to survive on the droppings of the state while our rulers plan their vacations on Martha's Vineyard and send the bill to our grandchildren.