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The Real Perpetrator of Them Strange Rocks Hitting Mother Russia as of Late…

Also: Martians need a better aiming system– Kremlin is 1776 klicks off.

  1. Talleyrand

    Have you seen Starship Troopers, it’s the damn bugs.( Cue scene of Casper Van Dien’s bottom )

  2. Whiskey Sam

    No cartoon of this?  

  3. Roman Genn
    C

    Too soon.

  4. Whiskey Sam

    Fair enough, but I’m holding you to this.

  5. flownover

    How far from Chelyabinsk to Kremlin ?

    Once again , confusing Americans since 1917 ! 

    1776 means something else.

    But,  I would like an explanation why anyone would kill someone with this kind of dough ?

    Nicholas II of Russia

    The last Russian Imperial family

    Peak wealth: $253.5 billion. Age at peak wealth: 49

    from today’s edition of a place you know well.

  6. Jimmy Carter

    President Reagan called for “Star Wars.”

    I say We develop “Asteroids.”

  7. Roman Genn
    C

    Sam,  gotta find out if they hit my ex family members. Can’t gloat before that.

  8. flownover
    Roman Genn: 1776. · 2 minutes ago

    And Tunguska ?

  9. Whiskey Sam
    Roman Genn: Sam,  gotta find out if they hit my ex family members. Can’t gloat before that. · 2 minutes ago

    Sorry, was thinking about the 1776 reference and not the other.  Of course, you’re right.

  10. Roman Genn
    C

    1103.555 miles, if the sacred number is hard to swallow.

  11. Roman Genn
    C

    Tungusk is  5809 km of target. Aiming was even crappier then.

  12. Frederick Key

    Hmm — sounds more like moon people than Martians.

  13. Casey Taylor

    This may be an unfortunate choice of words, but Ricochet has me starstruck for the very first time.

    Welcome aboard, Mr. Genn!

  14. Roman Genn
    C

    Thank you, Mr.Taylor,  I’m sure they’ll kick me out before Long.

  15. Rob Long
    C
    Roman Genn: Thank you, Mr.Taylor,  I’m sure they’ll kick me out before Long. · 9 minutes ago

    Who let you in, again?  Please tell me we’re not paying you.

  16. Jimmy Carter

    Ahmahmonkeyman.

  17. Al French

    Welcome to Ricochet, Mr. Genn.  I have long admired your work.

  18. Roman Genn
    C

    Thank you , Mr. French, don’t tell Long.

  19. flownover

    Laika howls as she sees the monkey sail by .

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