Pitchers and Catchers Report.
Baseball is God’s Game. The Bible tells us so, that in the Big Inning, God created the Heaven and the Earth.
An Angel looked up to God and asked, “Padre, is this heaven?” and God said, “No, this is Iowa.”
The Earth was void and God marked the land – white lines on fields of green and with a skin smoother than a baby’s backside. He placed on this field diamonds of white, just 90 feet apart and in the 4th corner a welcoming place, a place where you s…