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Talk Back to Barack

I follow @BarackObama on Twitter–for you, my fellow Ricocheteers.  This morning’s gem from the President’s team:

FACT: If Congress doesn’t act, small business lending will decrease by $540 million—eliminating financing to hire more workers. #JobsNotCuts

You just have to admire the government-as-center-of-the-universe axiom planted in this tweet.  Instead of addressing the President myself, how would you reply to Mr. Obama, preferably in 140 or fewer characters?

UPDATE (3:30 p.m. Pacific):  The Tweet I cite above is only the tip of the sequester iceberg.  Have your young children left the room?  If so, read on for additional prophecies of Armageddon from today’s official POTUS Twitter feed.

Share why your family can’t afford severe spending cuts to vital services for kids and seniors: OFA.BO/QxoFAf #JobsNotCuts

RT if you agree: It’s time for Republicans in Congress to protect middle-class families—not tax loopholes for millionaires. #JobsNotCuts

FACT: If Congress refuses to act by Friday, more than 370,000 mentally ill children and adults will go without treatment. #JobsNotCuts

FACT: Automatic spending cuts would eliminate more than 4 million meals for sick and homebound seniors if Congress doesn’t act. #JobsNotCuts

FACT: Impending spending cuts would end programs for nearly 1.2 million disadvantaged students if Congress doesn’t act. #JobsNotCuts

FACT: More than 800,000 defense employees will be forced to take unpaid leave if Congress doesn’t stop impending spending cuts. #JobsNotCuts

FACT: If Congress doesn’t act by Friday, automatic spending cuts will threaten more than 30,000 teacher and school staff jobs. #JobsNotCuts

Michelle last night and now the President.  We may look back and discern this as the moment the Age of Obama jumped the shark.

  1. PsychLynne
    George Savage

    FACT: If Congress doesn’t act, small business lending will decrease by $540 million—eliminating financing to hire more workers. #JobsNotCuts

    Granted, I may be revealing ignorance on this, but do you take out financing to hire workers?  equipment, contract services (which I suppose are indirectly workers), etc.  But do you show up to the bank/government agency and say “I need an assistant, can I get a loan?” 

  2. Pseudodionysius

    Perhaps your wife shouldn’t appear at the Academy Awards when they could have hired some poor out of work bus boy or dishwasher struggling to find work in Hollywood instead.

    #BubblePeople

  3. Ralph Baskett

     FACT:  A study by Ernst and Young projects that your 600 billion dollar tax increase will destroy 710,000 small business jobs. 

    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/10/02/top-five-worst-obama-tax-hikes-on-small-business/

  4. Percival

    FACT: No money available for business loans because some jug-eared knucklehead borrowed it all and spent it on high speed rail. #whoops

  5. Bereket Kelile

    This won’t be short enough for a tweet but it got me thinking this morning. If the sky is gonna fall because of the sequester then how did he manage to “cut the deficit in half” without old people dying, lights going off, patients dying, children dying, women getting raped, neighborhoods pillaged, jobs lost (aka furloughs), and on and on? If this is the consequence of a measly $80 billion “cut” then how can we ever make any cuts ever?

  6. DocJay

    Barry, I can smell what you have stepped in.   Spray your Narcisse cologne at will, but the stench of your policies shall linger for decades.  

  7. George Savage
    Bereket Kelile: This won’t be short enough for a tweet but it got me thinking this morning. If the sky is gonna fall because of the sequester then how did he manage to “cut the deficit in half” without old people dying, lights going off, patients dying, children dying, women getting raped, neighborhoods pillaged, jobs lost (aka furloughs), and on and on? If this is the consequence of a measly $80 billion “cut” then how can we ever make any cuts ever? · 58 minutes ago

    Bereket, it’s simple:  Just plan to raise spending even higher and then refrain from implementing the increases.  At my house we do this all the time:  

    “Hey honey, I’m going to buy that new BMW 335xi 6-speed I’ve been interested in.”

    “We can’t afford that.  We are barely keeping up with the college tuition bills.”

    “Remember the pool we decided not to put in the backyard?  We can just spend that money instead.”

    “Oh, okay.”

    I’m sure this goes on in every household across America.  Right?

  8. Fricosis Guy

    Did my #ChicagoWay comment get redacted or did I just not post it?

  9. George Savage
    Fricosis Guy: Did my #ChicagoWay comment get redacted or did I just not post it? · 2 minutes ago

    I did not redact anything…but now I am on the edge of my seat wondering what I am missing.

  10. EJHill
    Bereket Kelile: …then how did he manage to “cut the deficit in half” without old people dying, lights going off, patients dying, children dying

    Because the key word there is “deficit” that being the difference between income and outgo. That doesn’t begin to address the debt, which is the accumulation of deficits.

    To get the nation’s fiscal house in order we must not only cut so that revenues show surpluses, and use the surplus to pay off real debt.

  11. Fricosis Guy

    @BarackObama: A very precise number, almost as if you were holding our small businesses hostage. Want it in small bills? #ChicagoWay

  12. Fricosis Guy

    Nothing that hard c0re, but that’s what I get for commenting over lunch.  I think I killed the tab before sending. 

    George Savage

    Fricosis Guy: Did my #ChicagoWay comment get redacted or did I just not post it? · 2 minutes ago

    I did not redact anything…but now I am on the edge of my seat wondering what I am missing. · 9 minutes ago

  13. Sisyphus
    EJHill

    Bereket Kelile: …then how did he manage to “cut the deficit in half” without old people dying, lights going off, patients dying, children dying

    Because the key word there is “deficit” that being the difference between income and outgo. That doesn’t begin to address the debt, which is the accumulation of deficits.

    To get the nation’s fiscal house in order we must not only cut so that revenues show surpluses, and use the surplus to pay off real debt. · 20 minutes ago

    Of course, that’s just crazy talk.

  14. Colin B Lane

    Just tried to answer your challenge, George, and realized how absurd Twitter is.

  15. dash

    I don’t tweet, and this is a prime example of why. But if I did, does dog doo take one “o” or two?

  16. Sisyphus
    Colin B Lane: Just tried to answer your challenge, George, and realized how absurd Twitter is. · 23 minutes ago

    It takes loads of practice to chunk things down to 140 characters.

  17. George Savage
    dash: I don’t tweet, and this is a prime example of why. But if I did, does dog doo take one “o” or two? · 16 minutes ago

    Dash, the 140-character limit is a wonder of Twitter that encourages novel formulations.  So, for efficiency’s sake only, I recommend no o’s at all:  Voila!  I give you, “dog du”.

  18. George Savage
    EJHill

    Bereket Kelile: …then how did he manage to “cut the deficit in half” without old people dying, lights going off, patients dying, children dying

    Because the key word there is “deficit” that being the difference between income and outgo. That doesn’t begin to address the debt, which is the accumulation of deficits.

    To get the nation’s fiscal house in order we must not only cut so that revenues show surpluses, and use the surplus to pay off real debt. · 1 hour ago

    There is another way out:  Cut the annual deficit to below 1% of GDP and grow the economy in excess of 3% of GDP.  Each year.  Keep doing this long enough and the debt, while not repaid out of annual budget surpluses, is whittled down to a manageable share of the nation’s total output of goods and services (c.f., Reagan, Ronald: 40th President of the United States).

    The austerity trap must be avoided, lest Republicans wind up identified as the party that comes into the hotel ballroom at 6 a.m., picking up the spilled drinks and emptying the overflowing ashtrays following the prior night’s debauch, while Democrats have all the fun.

  19. Grendel

    FACT: If the gov pays people to make things no one wants, the “jobs” stop when the gov stops paying. How many buggywhips can we “invest” in?

  20. Bob W

    Sell all that ammo back you bought to inflate the price, should be able to pay for some of that pork.