Investigating Government Abuses the Chicago Way!

Last Friday, President Obama promised to have an investigation into the allegations that the NSA was unlawfully spying on Americans.

“It’s not enough for me, as President, to have confidence in these programs,” the President said.“The American people need to have confidence in them as well.”

Thus spake Obama, just before he jetted off on another expensive vacation (dog traveling separately).

And so it came to pass that the President created a “high-level group of outside exp…

  1. The King Prawn

    It’s like asking my children who did something…the invisible 3rd child “Not Me” always gets the blame.

  2. Roberto

    Perhaps if we tweak this formula a bit this mess can still be salvaged.

    I suggest a Blue Ribbon Panel be formed consisting of Mr. Clapper, James Clapper and of course Clapper. This panel will have a mandate, not to exceed a duration of 12 months yet running no less than 6, whereby they must set the agenda for a new United Nations Steering Committee. This committee,  to be comprised of  retired Lieutenant General Clapper, Director Clapper and chaired by The Clapper,  will be formed with the express purpose of hammering out a means to avoid conflicts of interest in the new High Level Working Group to be formed which will supercede President Obama’s previous old boring “group” while of course still retaining all the high caliber personnel of the previous plain old vanilla group.

    The High Level Working Group can be refferred to for convenience by its official acronym : C.L.A.P.P.E.R.

    There, now that should fix things.

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