He would ban the use of water.

They are arguing whether to sound sad or not.

Is it okay to be warily pessimistic?

I had a wonderful bull terrier named Clementine. They are such wonderful funny dogs. I'm sorry for the loss of your bully.

First of all, it's either fantastic that someone found a tie that looked like the one he wore to the National Convention, or Obama was so full of himself that he saved even the underwear he wore that day and has it framed to present to Fruit of the Loom Inspector #32.

How many times did the copy writer put in the name just to hear the reporters repeating it over and over? Hahaha.

I think a package of colorful accordion Post-It Notes is far more appropriate.

I thought I was imagining things when I saw what looked like Goldie Hawn in the audience. But wonder of wonder, there she was! With Kurt! I would pay top dollar for the Kiev Chicken just to hear Vlad say "willow" over and over again. It really was like some crazed Mafia boss gathering... 

Who wouldn't want to celebrate the true meaning of Dec 25th? It's the joy of scraping ice off windshields, frozen feet and heating bills. No one better represents the Season of yellow snow better than Frosty. You people are so old-fashioned.

Seasons's Greetings from Los Angeles!

I thought the Columbia Drug Cartel was something completely different.

All I can say is... it was SO much fun. Especially for a lazy lazy person like me who doesn't contribute nearly enough to this site. Thanks Rob and all who put it together.

Thanks Andrew. Fun song. Downloaded from iTunes.

What you guys don't see is that Michelle's outfit speaks to all of America. She's just like us! Except she wears her teddy upside down over a sad blouse that her blind aunt gave her three Christmases ago.

I live in LA, too, and when I hear "I'm an Independent," I always ask "who is the last Republican you voted for? Any? Ever? None?" Sputtter sputter... Yep, very Independent and ever so thoughtful.

Which Swiss Bank account did Rob open for you?

We are turning into a Place a $3 Teddy Bear Against a Chain-link Fence nation. I find it so passive that it's irritating. Yes, I am a terrible person, but the "memorials" annoy me.