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Education: Bachelor of Science from The U.S Naval Academy, Honorary Doctorate from The School of Hard Knocks (attended 1 day, Nov.4, 1980, the administrator was Ronald W. Reagan)

Likes: Dictators, peanuts, disco.

Dislikes: Free-thinking independent people, peanut-butter, bunnies

Turn-ons: lumber, poor people.

Turn-offs: the '80s, Rosalynn.

Pastimes: writing, having imaginary "bull" sessions with Nicolae Ceausescu, Anwar Sadat, Menachen Begin(hehehe), and Idi Amin, all of whom I affectionately refer to as "The Village People".

Most often quoted as saying: ?

Most embarrassing moment: May 25, 1986. Falling down on the White House lawn trying to break the handgrip between President Reagan and Tip O'Neil during "Hands Across America" thinking we were playing Red Rover.


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Jimmy Carter
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Jimmy Carter
Hometown:
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Jimmy Carter

I got about a minute into it. Trash. I turned it off.

If Women should be judged by Their Character and not by Their gender, as she states, then there shouldn't be "feminism." It's stupid on stilts.

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Jimmy Carter

Dang, Caroline. Yer rather brave. Yer post title alone is enough to have the dsa come busting through Yer front door. Good luck with that.

Jimmy Carter

Brian Watt

Rob Long: You dudes is messin' with my business model!  

There's no need to take a break from Ricochet. Ever.  For any reason.  Under any circumstances.   · 7 minutes ago

Even when Sullivan & Sonis on?  · 15 minutes ago

Well played.

Jimmy Carter

Midge, I'm racking My brain for Ya and Ricochet's history only goes so far back.

It was Peter's post about stopping the internet, or sites, for 24 hour intervals, maybe, and Queen Claire chastised Him for promoting such a thing Here. I asked if I used it would They credit My bank account the $.12 or some such.

Perhaps the Overlords will help....

Jimmy Carter

KP! This is totally awesome! I had no idea....

Now I can listen to My '80s all day.

I typed in "A Flock of Seagulls" and am now listening to A-Ha. Who knows what's next?

Thanks, Buddy.

Jimmy Carter
Brian Watt:  Did I land on a fake Ricochet site? · 1 minute ago

Bizarro Ricochet.

aka

BizRic.

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Jimmy Carter

McRomney slogan: Just Say No To Dope

Jimmy Carter

My retort?

"Really? About the same amount of thousands die every year in auto collisions. Go protest at car lots. Or lube and tune stations. And I bet you drive a car."

Jimmy Carter

If I remember correctly, I believe Peter posted on some sort of software that kept one off certain sites or the internet completely for a certain time, then Queen Claire got on to Him.

I wonder: are there any other sites Y'all have [finger quote] difficulties [finger quote] with?

Jimmy Carter

Well, I don't own an ianything, so I wouldn't know about that. Cutting edge I am not.

Amy, too cool. Thanks for sharing.

Misthiocracy, that would be about 20 years American, Right?

Jimmy Carter

Beautiful, indeed.

Jimmy Carter

I can't add anything that hasn't already been said except for:

MAIN FEED!

Jimmy Carter

 The solution (naturally) is to approve more debt so we can spend more money we don't have to prevent growth:

That... speaks.... volumes.

Reading this post almost gave Me a stroke.

"Regional Open Space District...."  "Santa Clara County Open Space Authority"

What in the world is going on over yonder? Rhetorical questions, but what even do those mean? Who runs them? What's their salary?

Jimmy Carter

No one from the federal government has forced Me to consume anything or kept Me from consuming anything (narcotics withstanding)..... yet.

My GrandParents and Great GrandParents and.... consumed everything fried, buttered everything imaginable while chain smoking intoxicated. They All lived into Their nineties.

My crude comment: Generally speaking, if You think it's anything other than caloric intake/ physical exertion, then show Me the videos of the obese leaving the concentration camps.

Jimmy Carter

Think of all the money Y'all'll be saving during rolling blackouts!

Jimmy Carter

I would not trust any condiment that looked like that.

This reminds Me. Got time for a story?

When I was a small boy I watched some science show. The host was explaining centrifugal force. To demonstrate he had a glass bottle of ketchup with about maybe an inch left at the bottom. He pounded and pounded on the upside down bottle to no avail. He put the cap on the bottle, held it upside down, then slung his arm around and around as fast as he could for about three or four times. Held the bottle up, upside down, with all the ketchup at the top. He took off the cap and all the ketchup came out.

Well, li'l Jimmy got Himself a bowl of ice cream. Grabbed the Hershey's chocolate sauce and squeezed the bottle: "bltz" "bltz"

I held the plastic bottle upside down and slung My arm around as fast as I could. My centrifugal force was so good that the cap popped and chocolate made a line from My foot, across the kitchen floor, across the dining table, up the bay window, across the ceiling, and down the oven.

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