Miss me yet? I haven't thought about you guys one single bit until my bodily functions finally revolted in unison yesterday and I had to hold myself hostage in a Severely Limited fashion. Wondering the whole time how the hate has been. Growing? Diminishing? Expanding? I see the HATE lives. Ahhhhhhhhhh....How that relieves me.

Beware, I am watching, closely.

Pig elbows make a great night warming stew if you cook it for a very long time. 

Can one be rid of dimes  in their purse?

I have long accepted that Hate is a part of life.

So, this is what I get on the first day of my vacation. After my breakfast, I strolled happily to the room thinking I should wake Instugator and the baby gators up to eat before  breakfast closed.Instead, I was greeted by my little reptiles so hungry they were chewing on the couch and their Daddy talking on the phone in the bathroom with none other than 10 cents! I mean really, the dime is shameless and relentless. He is so jealous of my vacation, he still harbors the hope of persuading Instugator to take him instead.

I see you guys get all "bubbly" babbling Blondes. I have to admit, Instugator was platinum when he was born.But please, he isn't anymore. He is almost black headed now. And I know how Hollywood hollowed out you losers are about Asians. Black headed aren't your thing. So, may I have my husband back now?

I like spicy.

Welcome to the South.

I hate typing on my mobile phone. The auto correct feature is almost always annoying as all of you.

I see you guys have been missing us gals. Life isn't the same without us wicked women around has it? I hate to remind you all, we are officially vacation. Instigator is sleeping in. I am eating a luxurious breakfast. No cooking, no washing. Just savoring and giggling like a mad woman in public.

Gold Bonding? Do you mean Blond Bonding? All men go gaga over Blonds. 

Innovation my foot. You are at best an unauthentic copier of the Japanese Copy trademark. The pirate of the Pirate / the american chinese food of the American Chinese Food so to speak. Clearly you are suffering from either or both of the following. 

(1) High on Pot with temporary amnesia 

(2) Early onset of Alzheimer

On the bright side though, you did come up with the first cluster of garbage yourself. 

F Guy, why do you think I kept introducing important male topics like Poop and Fart. And Severely Ltd is the monumental representation of Male Bonding. 

What's up with this? Night is still young and everyone is fast asleep. Did I just walk into a retirement home? 

10 cents, are you going through a mid life crisis? first you make your blind dime Holely inorder to look at that young lady in bikini. Now you are asking maggi and SIS to get into a mud fight? You better stay away from my Miata. 

You know what I hate most about Scrut? I don't understand a single thing he says but he seems to inject at the right time. 

Dumb

really dumb

Really really dumb

The 2 of you fight like a married couple. Oops, did I just turn this into a SSM thread?