An International Man of Mystery, dash (not his real name!) arrived in France under suspicious circumstances. Some suggest he came to Paris "to take the waters", but in reality he settled there for love and remains in spite of it.
A certified wisenheimer (and at least 1/32 Norwegian), he is widely respected on the internet for his vapid insights, cruelty and drive-by commenting style. He occasionally fries bacon in an open pan, shirtless, in preparation for harsh criticism.
An occasional surfer, RISD graduate, award-winning designer and more recently starving 3D animator, he should logically be a leftist, but is not.
Some friends suggest that he is a closet writer, which is just silly.
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