They do seem to eat a big bowl of Campbell's Cream of Moron Soup before they go on a big Gee-Had.

"I saw the IRS fall like lighting from heaven."

It's rather refreshing, in a dismal kind of way, when our enemies lay their cards on the table.

Are they allowed to play cards? Perhaps only if it doesn't refer to the profit?

Reduce, Recycle, Riot.

We are moving to a new content management system (WordPress)

Yay!

The Operator should also ask:

"How many trimesters are you along in your journey as a citizen of the United States?"

I blame YouTube.

I don't care what you say about me, but I want my fava beans and a nice Chianti.

If you don't like Obama, you must be a racist.

Gosnell, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Oklahoma, its all so confusing to the Left.

"They eat Buffalo Wing and crap Bluster."

- Mick, Rocky I

The Cross is not the end; its the means.

As if on cue, the Tolerant Left and the Religion of Peace make common cause:

'Daily Show' co-creator tweets that tornado meant to 'target conservatives'

Its headed for some form of historical inevitability.

Benghazi was just a womb with a US flag on it.

That's the pressure cooker calling the kettle black.