How do I apply? I think it would be very amusing for thousands of conservatives to flood the IRS with plausible applications. If they did not take each one sort of seriously they be vulnerable to some kind of legal action. Thus begins our "long march thru the institutions."

I'm told the new immigration bill specifically creates a path to citizenship for ex-Nazis as soon as the border with Poland is deemed "secure".

The brain is not a muscle. Education doesn't make you smarter. But good tools help a carpenter do his job better and faster. Education can provide you with thinking tools, but tools don't make a bad carpenter into a good carpenter usually. Sometimes a tool can make a difficult job into an easy job, so a bad carpenter can do what only a good carpenter could do previously. But the good carpenter is still better. The gap is never closed.

Anyone know Russian? Sounds like Russian to me.

Are men taller than women? Why? Could it have something to do with who the choosier sex chooses to mate with? Extrapolate to humor.

1. At this point what difference does it make?2. The fruits of diversity.

There used to be a Japanese tv program where celebrities tried to distinguish between A and B. A was a Strad violin and B was a student violin. Or A was a tuna salad and B was a catfood salad. Or A was photograph by a famous photog. B was a student photo. Etc. the results were essentially random.

I've done it. Pretty interesting. No bad news.

Good lord Peter. If external appearances give some clue about internal differences then racial differences might also offer some clue to.... Wait cancel that thought. My name is not Richwine.

Note: the North Star is only visible in the northern hemisphere. Doesn't this exacerbate the north-south divide?

Thank god my mother had access to birth control. Saves me sending a Mother's Day card.

Diversity means we're all the same. Sleep well.

It's a little warmer today. Buy land in Canada.

I'm in favor of deporting almost everyone.

The coarsening of the culture is an environmental issue.

Wonder what Monica Lewinsky looks like now...