Glengarry Glen Ross

Coffee is for closers.

Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.

Third prize, you're fired.

What's my name?  F&*% you, that's my name.

POTUS chooses to furlough regular folks, cut funds for needy, rather than cut back funding for Solyndra, et al.

Or you could go "line by line through the budget to eliminate fraud and waste, as promised and you wouldn't have to hurt "ordinary folks" Mr. POTUS.

 If it is wanted, then it's a baby.  If it is unwanted or inconvenient, then it is tissue to be removed.  And this from the side that claims conservatives are anti-science.  #cognitivedissonance

Name a remake that was better than the original, TV or movie.

The harpies of The View don't let facts get in between them and their emotional outrage.  I loved watching Ann gleefully dismantle their criticisms.  You can't even call them arguments. 

She ran circles around their illogic.  Behar brings up the Southern Strategy, Ann presents the facts, then they accuse her of living in the past.  Priceless.  Ann rocks!

I would make two small changes:

It used to be the case that a diplomat was an honorable man who went abroad to lie for his country. In the Age of Obama, a diplomat is a dishonorable woman who goes on television to lie TO her COUNTRY.

Too Much MagicWishful Thinking, Technology, and the Fate of the NationBy James Howard Kunstler

Yes, the president is an open book, but it's a blank book.

Next thing you know EW will claim to have jumped a shark, but this time she'll be telling the truth.

Will there be a woman in the foursome next time he golfs?

Sorry Drew, my bad.

Wait, they let Rob get away without asking him about the male characters on his new show?  At least Charles Murray laid a little responsibility on his doorstep.  My bubble score is 42.

Thanks TGA, I can't wait.

Yeah, you know, it's like incentivizing and inviting at the same time.

And this is how you keep the discourse civil.

Oh yeah, all of Wall Street is quaking in their boots.

"...bringing back or jobs from down offshore."  "Down"?