Chiquita Banana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDOI24RRAE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yes, of course... How very hemispherist of me.

I'm stuck on band-aid brand, 'cause band-aid's stuck on me

Quiet night here at Bar Ricochet. I thought for sure some old-timer would have dropped in with a plop plop, fizz fizz by now.

Big Red had an awesome jingle.

It's like I always say... "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."

Youtube vids don't seem to be working for me so links included as well.

Back when I used to watch television it never occurred to me to turn something off just because it was bad.

When this show was on the air everyone I knew told me I had to watch this show.  They all said they thought of me when they watched it.  It was exactly my sense of humor.  So I watched a whole season of it.

I never laughed once.

It's like that one time when I um... when I...

um... which thread was this again?

I would say I have a fact-trap mind (assuming the fact is important to me).  But I too have trouble coherently assembling and relating them to others.  They come to me fast and jumbled and I find myself pausing my story to edit or enhance a point already made.  Or even to correct myself if I've caught myself in error (oh wait... not 79%... 74%... anyway...)

I generally compensate by trying to encapsulate the essence of my thought into a one-liner.

The fact-trap also causes me to think slowly.  If I have time to think (like on a school test) I do quite well.  But if I have to respond quickly (like Jeopardy) I'll almost never be able to recall.

I can't wait to play pin the devil tail on Obama.

We're hurt real bad but we ain't dyin'

We're gonna be okaaayy
Say the g--d---- words
We're gonna be okaaaayyy

You can stay if you like cats.

Actually, I'm feeling confident about 2024 too. The economic boom will propel the veep to victory. 2026-2034 will be a dark period though.

Calm down everyone. Rubio will win in 2016. The scandals will matter for Hillary for obvious reasons but Rubio would have beaten her anyway. 8 years of empty chair, an economy gone nowhere, and crackpots everywhere taking advantage of American weakness will result in a red carpet welcome for Republicans. This always happens. The fun parent tells us we can have cookies for breakfast every day. Then when we feel sufficiently sick we look to the responsible parent to cook us some spinach. Then after we spend a few years feeling like Popeye we forget and go back to cookies. If you have to feel nervous, worry about 2024.