A Unicorn! Flying over the rainbow! And he's covered with Skittles!

5. The smell of a tomato plant

4. Kiwi shoe polish

3. An igniting friction match

2. Remy VSOP

1. And , of course, a baby's head.

Mag Rag Sags/Pade Trade Fades

 Raw power. Liberalism is simply evil with lipstick.

In the summer of '81 my wife and I were at a crab pickin' event here on the harbor. There were a fair number of newly appointed junior staffers from the White House who were picking crabs and hoisting brewski's. Later in the evening someone produced a quart mason jar, sans legal liquor stamps, with the embossed face of Reagan on the jar, full of crystal clear moonshine. How many O's can fit in the word Smooth ? The proverbial baby's behind. The scoop was this was from the "official stash". Passed around until empty, but I do remember the Annapolis police stopped by on a noise complaint.

 The first time I opened a bottle of Laphroaig I was afraid my downstairs neighbor would call the fire department because of the smoky aroma. First taste was startling but by the end of the bottle a few weeks later I was a believer.

 Bullies deserve the bloody nose. Good Lord was the money I sent to Col. West well spent!

 El Rushbo!  I am blessed that my line of work has allowed me to listen to Rush every day for 3 hours for 20 years. Maha Rushie!

In the top 5 , FDR is odd man out in that he is not carved in stone on Mount Rushmore. And what a height that is. 

Slopery dopery

columnist David Carr

leans back and comments on 

life on the coast.

" The low-sloping forehead

I glimpse in the mirror

morphologically

proves that I'm toast!" 

 When an ax is the only tool you have every problem starts to resemble a log.

 Risible duffer

O man-child who would be king...

Winter approaches.

Brazen hardness feels

the heat of eyes. Drip, drip, drip.

The icicle melts.

 The Future: Walk into Starbucks, genuflect to the Resident Government Regulator, whisper a few nice things about Government, receive a mouthful of latte from the Government Gold Chalice, say ten Hail Obamas and cleanse yourself of any lascivious thoughts about your own paper cup.

 Jesus didn't mention silencers on automatic weapons or comedy clubs.

Obama fails to grasp the importance of Israel.