Well, if we're going to be forgiving all their college loans then we might as well get something out of them in return.

Does he still count as a resident of West Virginia if he's a guest of the Federal government in Texas?

Only die-hard, feeble-brained, backward-looking and -thinking extremists would care about a bunch of dusty non-living documents from the eighteenth century when everybody who's anybody knows that it's the still-have-that-new-political-screed-smell nineteenth century documents that are going to let us progress forward into the glorious future.  Why, they were still writing on parchment in the seventeenth century; just think off all the poor sheep that had to die just to form our government!

Anything that keeps the snow birds and damned Quebecois from driving down here would be an unmitigated, unqualified good thing.

You should've just titled it "Locomotive Breath."

You have a wife?

If you can't see how obviously damaging this video is, then you'll be needing to report to your nearest Indoctrination Center for some re-education therapy, i.e. go back to school, and pay attention this time. 

It's people like you what make Fundamental Change so darned difficult.

It just totally sucks to be you, doesn't it?

And yet somehow they have plenty of money to translate and print everything in Spanish.

Who wouldn't like a tasty treat of mechanically-extruded and artificially-colored corn syrup?

That's the most wonderful and inspiring passages I've read in quite a while.  Thank you, Peter, for making my day that much brighter.

One wonders if the Greek government has looked into the possibility of suing young Hermans under the EU's defamation laws for his stereotypical caricature of the Greek people as being unhappy, much less as greedy, money-grubbing trolls.

Surely this will make some Greek guy somewhere slightly upset and thus in desperate need of some social justice.

Lawyers: Saving us from a better world since time immemorial.

Good.  :o)

Was that the biggest knife you could find?