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Comrade Hillary Celebrates Robust Health
The Central Committee of Democratic Party condemns scurrilous attacks by hooligans and saboteurs with regard to the robust health and well-being of our fine leader and comrade Hillary Clinton.
As all can see from the not doctored photographical evidence shown thusly, Comrade Hillary exhibits lifelike visage upon reviewing military parade for glorious May Day gathering. She briefly stricken by allergies overheating pneumonia yet still attend solemn ceremony in city of New York this Sunday. She also visit flat of daughter Chelsea, greeting her newborn grandchild with love, and later hug noble devochka outside of building. Such selfless acts make historic impact! How great is the dignity shown, for she strong like bull.
“I deeply regret that because of temporary causes I will not be able to attend fund gathering session of the DNC plenum,” Comrade Hillary said in speech read by aides to gathered press journalists to report precisely. “When I assume the chair in capital buildings, grain production shall boost immeasurably and beet harvest to rise four-fold.”
The rumors of cruel conspiracy mongers cannot be borne to go unchallenged. Yet in show of magnanimous transparency, the Central Committee of the Democratic Party has released full accounting of medical reports for review of the people:
I love this!
She looks very lifelike for a wax figure.
Better put some ice on that.
Most glorious piece!
15 kilometres! A true Communist man-specimen. Much like his son.
Jon,
So life like.
Regards,
Jim
I strongly object to the whole tenor of this post and the responses to it. To imply that Hillary Clinton is a communist is way beyond the pale. I mean really. Just because she wants to socialize health care, confiscate wealth, eliminate the First Amendment, eliminate the Second Amendment, punish people for thought crimes such as disagreeing with the global-warming-is-Armageddon meme…. Oh… Um… Never mind.
“I am to be described as ‘Vigorous!’; do you hear? Vigorous!” *done in Russian accent*
Greetings from healthy and happy comrade vacationing in Mexico.
Most glorious comrade (товарищ) Clinton!
You mean “Wigorous”.
Ah, the Soview cold. Gets them every time.
Drinking water is too bourgeois. Comrade dehydrated because drink only vodka.
Anticipate with infinite joy installation of revered Clinton shrine in all American home. Completion time of 12 noon, Friday, January 20 will be inspected immediately by representatives of Peoples’ Enthusiasm Committee. Any references to President 42 must be purged from home prior to completion of installation.
Joy of all Americans for this action is 100%. There are none who wish the shame of deviating from this glorious task!
You could have left it at that and saved yourself a lot of typing.
Delightful. Do it again. Tell me more about comrade Hillary, the central committee wishes it.
I, for one, have never ever doubted Comrade Hillary’s robust health.
Vodka for all good comrades!
Dizzy With Success!
Just say Pno?
This is going to be a lung campaign.
I don’t get this. Jon is NeverTrump. How can he write an anti-Clinton piece?
Hereby predicting a return of the men’s wear fashion for the ladies next season (sigh).